There are few musicians or musical acts around who annoy me more than Akon.
The man has one real problem, given his career choice of being a mediocre at best singer: he has the most irritating voice in the world. Listening to Akon’s whiny strains has been likened by some to the enjoyable experience of “that noise when a mosquito flies into your ear.”
It is difficult to place his music too. Some call it hip-hop, though it clearly is not. Most people have thrown it into the “R ‘n’ B” genre, though where the rhythm and blues are here I would question. Having said that, the RnB label has been misused for so long it is entirely without meaning…
But the pain does not stop there.
Not only do we have to listen to Akon on the radio, and on music television – a particular favourite is his “Don’t Matter” song, which has about three words, repeated over and over again. The best bit in this song is when whingey old Akon shuts up, and they play some calypso music. Unfortunately, this doesn’t last long, and Akon begins repeating:
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don’t matter no
About seventy billion times.
Believe it, or believe it not, the above video of Akon has been viewed over 26 million times. The world has become a sad and confusing place.
No, we also have to endure endless mobile phone ringtone adverts featuring Akon. “Get the latest Akon vibe on your celly!!!!!” Doubtless, some idiot has got this most irritating noise as their phone’s ringer. I get annoyed by phone-calls at the best of times, I can think of nothing worse than hearing Akon every time someone wants to speak with me.
Petition to rename Akon ‘Acorn’
Whenever I talk about Akon, I am sure to pronounce his name the correct way – ‘Acorn’ – just like the seed of an oak tree. This is the best explanation for his voice, and also makes him more of a fun character than a serious musician. So, from now on, everyone must call him Acorn.
Acorn is not dissimilar to the friendly old character “Oakey Doke” except, of course, Oakie Doke could sing, and he had a great signature tune. Sign the petition to rename Akon ‘Acorn’ by leaving a comment at the bottom. This is the only way I will countenance more music from Acorn.
Akon: a terrible parody of himself; with a horrible, whiny voice singing songs that wouldn’t sound out of place in a fourth sequel to The Lion King.
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CAn we morph Acorn into Thin Ashtree Helicopters?
I think Acorn is sufficient.
i don’t know who he is, but it seems his music sucks. i’m not into hip hop or that shit, i’m an emo punk girl. this is just my opinion ok? i’m not critizying those who listen to his music, but i think jay z and kanye west are the only ones who are worth it. hey, i don’t know if i’m writting correctly, try to anderstand, i speak spanish, and i live in the argentina. i found this site by coincidence. well, you now know me. sorry if i’m writtin it bad.
Akon is sexy!!!!
u really should quit writing y dont u talk about yourself at least he makes a go of it i bet u couldnt sing to save your life if he really is so bad y do so many people listen to his music maybe its just u thats corny
Unfortunately for you, you seem to be in the minority “the man” – the public have spoken. Akon gets 4.75 out of 5 on the Shitometer. Fact.
hi akon i love your so much
it is also worth noting, aside from his AWFUL voice, ridiculously stupid lyrics, “come back to my place and let’s just kick it like Tai-bo” (referencing tai-bo is about as cool as riding in-line roller skates through a park you nob),. that he is a not a good looking man.
AkOn
ThE BesT!
Sex SimboL..:P
akon is the best if he has a whiney noise how come every 1 likes him i think him eazy e and 2pac r the best
Akon is 1 of the best R&B singers ever and has an amazin voice so STOP CRITISIZIN !!!!!!
akon iz the best y dont u ppl try singing i bet u couldnt
akon is the best who do u think u ppl r to critcize akon i mean the world loves him wth is “akorn” u guys think ur soo kool
Both of the previous comments were made by the same person.
Everyone is entitled to their own thoughts so here are mine: First of all Akon is unique in the business. He has a unique sound, and is representing his home land of Senegal very well. Now a few people say he’s okay or that he sucks and that something is wrong with the masses that are true fans that love and appreciate his talents….well I say to them millions love him (including me) and that it’s about time there is someone that is not the norm that is representing. He has so much talent and proves that by making the dollars roll in. “Cash rules everything around me, dollar, dollar bill ya’ll”. So keep expressing yourself as it adds to the media attention Akon gets plus it makes people more interested in finding out who he is and what he’s about. My hats off to the individual that started this convo…..
akon is the best singer ever.he has a unique voice. go to one of his concerts because you’ll never see something like that
Well I think your stupis and wrong, Akons voice is the best, and its obviously better than yours cuz i dont see anybody listening to you, so why dont you shut the hell up and quiet talkin shit just cuz you SUX
Why in the world are you criticizing one of the most popular artists today? Just because you have made it nowhere in life you don’t need to be hating one of the best singers. His voice is unique and that is what our world needs today not the same old shit we hear in rap songs or rock songs. Try singing, try getting half as far as he has then come and criticize him… otherwise shut your fucking mouth and accept that he is amazing; the complete opposite of you you envious fool.
You’re correct, Akon Fan, I’ve made it nowhere in life. That’s why I criticize singers that I find annoying.
I tried singing today, following your advice. Its no good. But that’s why I’m not a singer.
I have, however, got an opinion and a computer, and an account on this fine website which allows me to make observations on life’s foibles. One thing which irritated me in particular one day was how much the Akon song that is in the above video was played, and how insipid I found the sound of his highly auto-tuned voice.
If you don’t know what auto tune is, look it up. Akon uses it heavily. It doesn’t help. In my opinion.
Of course, I do recognise the fact that the guy and his people have been very successful in promoting Akon and that a lot of people buy and enjoy his music. I, simply, do not.
I do like Oakie Doke though. He was great.
akon is one of the best singer ……. and his songs are as good as any best singer in the world.
I will have to call u ( shit, crap, dumb lady
Luciana said in October 20th, 2007 at 3:42 am )sorry for that but u really suck lady what the fuck do u think just coz some dumb asshole has critized akon u dont have any fucking right to do it… when u havent listened to his songs why did u critize him and who do u think is good…is it u who is good…. i tell u what…u shold be fuckd by dogs in your town thats y u intervined in this website and took ur frustration out….u bloody bitch
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