Comments on: Akon http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/ Because even the best things in life can be shit Fri, 21 Nov 2008 13:52:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Jumbo http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-3105 Jumbo Sun, 20 Apr 2008 23:16:15 +0000 http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-3105 You're correct, Akon Fan, I've made it nowhere in life. That's why I criticize singers that I find annoying. I tried singing today, following your advice. Its no good. But that's why I'm not a singer. I have, however, got an opinion and a computer, and an account on this fine website which allows me to make observations on life's foibles. One thing which irritated me in particular one day was how much the Akon song that is in the above video was played, and how insipid I found the sound of his highly auto-tuned voice. If you don't know what auto tune is, look it up. Akon uses it heavily. It doesn't help. In my opinion. Of course, I do recognise the fact that the guy and his people have been very successful in promoting Akon and that a lot of people buy and enjoy his music. I, simply, do not. I do like Oakie Doke though. He was great. You’re correct, Akon Fan, I’ve made it nowhere in life. That’s why I criticize singers that I find annoying.

I tried singing today, following your advice. Its no good. But that’s why I’m not a singer.

I have, however, got an opinion and a computer, and an account on this fine website which allows me to make observations on life’s foibles. One thing which irritated me in particular one day was how much the Akon song that is in the above video was played, and how insipid I found the sound of his highly auto-tuned voice.

If you don’t know what auto tune is, look it up. Akon uses it heavily. It doesn’t help. In my opinion.

Of course, I do recognise the fact that the guy and his people have been very successful in promoting Akon and that a lot of people buy and enjoy his music. I, simply, do not.

I do like Oakie Doke though. He was great.

]]> By: Akon Fan http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-3079 Akon Fan Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:59:02 +0000 http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-3079 Why in the world are you criticizing one of the most popular artists today? Just because you have made it nowhere in life you don't need to be hating one of the best singers. His voice is unique and that is what our world needs today not the same old shit we hear in rap songs or rock songs. Try singing, try getting half as far as he has then come and criticize him... otherwise shut your fucking mouth and accept that he is amazing; the complete opposite of you you envious fool. Why in the world are you criticizing one of the most popular artists today? Just because you have made it nowhere in life you don’t need to be hating one of the best singers. His voice is unique and that is what our world needs today not the same old shit we hear in rap songs or rock songs. Try singing, try getting half as far as he has then come and criticize him… otherwise shut your fucking mouth and accept that he is amazing; the complete opposite of you you envious fool.

]]> By: Me http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-3077 Me Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:47:40 +0000 http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-3077 Well I think your stupis and wrong, Akons voice is the best, and its obviously better than yours cuz i dont see anybody listening to you, so why dont you shut the hell up and quiet talkin shit just cuz you SUX Well I think your stupis and wrong, Akons voice is the best, and its obviously better than yours cuz i dont see anybody listening to you, so why dont you shut the hell up and quiet talkin shit just cuz you SUX

]]> By: booobix http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-2967 booobix Fri, 11 Apr 2008 13:44:03 +0000 http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-2967 akon is the best singer ever.he has a unique voice. go to one of his concerts because you'll never see something like that akon is the best singer ever.he has a unique voice. go to one of his concerts because you’ll never see something like that

]]> By: Akon fan true and true http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-2644 Akon fan true and true Thu, 21 Feb 2008 17:57:56 +0000 http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-2644 Everyone is entitled to their own thoughts so here are mine: First of all Akon is unique in the business. He has a unique sound, and is representing his home land of Senegal very well. Now a few people say he's okay or that he sucks and that something is wrong with the masses that are true fans that love and appreciate his talents....well I say to them millions love him (including me) and that it's about time there is someone that is not the norm that is representing. He has so much talent and proves that by making the dollars roll in. "Cash rules everything around me, dollar, dollar bill ya'll". So keep expressing yourself as it adds to the media attention Akon gets plus it makes people more interested in finding out who he is and what he's about. My hats off to the individual that started this convo..... Everyone is entitled to their own thoughts so here are mine: First of all Akon is unique in the business. He has a unique sound, and is representing his home land of Senegal very well. Now a few people say he’s okay or that he sucks and that something is wrong with the masses that are true fans that love and appreciate his talents….well I say to them millions love him (including me) and that it’s about time there is someone that is not the norm that is representing. He has so much talent and proves that by making the dollars roll in. “Cash rules everything around me, dollar, dollar bill ya’ll”. So keep expressing yourself as it adds to the media attention Akon gets plus it makes people more interested in finding out who he is and what he’s about. My hats off to the individual that started this convo…..

]]> By: admin http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-2496 admin Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:02:10 +0000 http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-2496 Both of the previous comments were made by the same person. Both of the previous comments were made by the same person.

]]> By: eazy http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-2489 eazy Fri, 08 Feb 2008 00:13:30 +0000 http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-2489 akon is the best who do u think u ppl r to critcize akon i mean the world loves him wth is "akorn" u guys think ur soo kool akon is the best who do u think u ppl r to critcize akon i mean the world loves him wth is “akorn” u guys think ur soo kool

]]> By: akon rules http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-2488 akon rules Fri, 08 Feb 2008 00:06:50 +0000 http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-2488 akon iz the best y dont u ppl try singing i bet u couldnt akon iz the best y dont u ppl try singing i bet u couldnt

]]> By: roishkul http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-2393 roishkul Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:19:44 +0000 http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-2393 Akon is 1 of the best R&B singers ever and has an amazin voice so STOP CRITISIZIN !!!!!! Akon is 1 of the best R&B singers ever and has an amazin voice so STOP CRITISIZIN !!!!!!

]]> By: akon 4 life http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-2346 akon 4 life Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:07:38 +0000 http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-2346 akon is the best if he has a whiney noise how come every 1 likes him i think him eazy e and 2pac r the best akon is the best if he has a whiney noise how come every 1 likes him i think him eazy e and 2pac r the best

]]> By: Paloma -LoKiya- http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-2318 Paloma -LoKiya- Sat, 26 Jan 2008 22:18:07 +0000 http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-2318 AkOn ThE BesT! Sex SimboL..:P AkOn

ThE BesT!

Sex SimboL..:P

]]> By: DoctorGonzo http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-1474 DoctorGonzo Fri, 28 Dec 2007 15:21:52 +0000 http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-1474 it is also worth noting, aside from his AWFUL voice, ridiculously stupid lyrics, "come back to my place and let's just kick it like Tai-bo" (referencing tai-bo is about as cool as riding in-line roller skates through a park you nob),. that he is a not a good looking man. it is also worth noting, aside from his AWFUL voice, ridiculously stupid lyrics, “come back to my place and let’s just kick it like Tai-bo” (referencing tai-bo is about as cool as riding in-line roller skates through a park you nob),. that he is a not a good looking man.

]]> By: marianmba http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-755 marianmba Wed, 21 Nov 2007 14:58:02 +0000 http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-755 hi akon i love your so much hi akon i love your so much

]]> By: Jumbo http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-547 Jumbo Sun, 11 Nov 2007 23:34:22 +0000 http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-547 Unfortunately for you, you seem to be in the minority "the man" - the public have spoken. Akon gets 4.75 out of 5 on the Shitometer. Fact. Unfortunately for you, you seem to be in the minority “the man” - the public have spoken. Akon gets 4.75 out of 5 on the Shitometer. Fact.

]]> By: the man http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-544 the man Sun, 11 Nov 2007 13:22:35 +0000 http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-544 u really should quit writing y dont u talk about yourself at least he makes a go of it i bet u couldnt sing to save your life if he really is so bad y do so many people listen to his music maybe its just u thats corny u really should quit writing y dont u talk about yourself at least he makes a go of it i bet u couldnt sing to save your life if he really is so bad y do so many people listen to his music maybe its just u thats corny

]]> By: i_am_bob http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-469 i_am_bob Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:21:39 +0000 http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-469 Akon is sexy!!!! Akon is sexy!!!!

]]> By: Luciana http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-113 Luciana Sat, 20 Oct 2007 02:42:54 +0000 http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-113 i don't know who he is, but it seems his music sucks. i'm not into hip hop or that shit, i'm an emo punk girl. this is just my opinion ok? i'm not critizying those who listen to his music, but i think jay z and kanye west are the only ones who are worth it. hey, i don't know if i'm writting correctly, try to anderstand, i speak spanish, and i live in the argentina. i found this site by coincidence. well, you now know me. sorry if i'm writtin it bad. i don’t know who he is, but it seems his music sucks. i’m not into hip hop or that shit, i’m an emo punk girl. this is just my opinion ok? i’m not critizying those who listen to his music, but i think jay z and kanye west are the only ones who are worth it. hey, i don’t know if i’m writting correctly, try to anderstand, i speak spanish, and i live in the argentina. i found this site by coincidence. well, you now know me. sorry if i’m writtin it bad.

]]> By: admin http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-59 admin Tue, 16 Oct 2007 08:57:47 +0000 http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-59 I think Acorn is sufficient. I think Acorn is sufficient.

]]> By: AngryOldWoman http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-58 AngryOldWoman Tue, 16 Oct 2007 08:40:15 +0000 http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comment-58 CAn we morph Acorn into Thin Ashtree Helicopters? CAn we morph Acorn into Thin Ashtree Helicopters?

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