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Feb

Derren Brown and the Big Con – sorry System

Posted by AngryOldWoman  Published in Business, Celebrities, Culture, People, Rip-Offs, Sport, TV

Last night we watched Derren Brown, sois-disant Mentalist (mental might be the word) or illusionist, who had trailed his Channel 4 show, The System, as a foolproof way of beating the bookmakers. He purported to show a single mother, whom he had e-mailed anonymously with five horse racing winners in a row, then was to [...]

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12

Nov

Pluto is Lost

Posted by AngryOldWoman  Published in Business, Culture, News, People, Places, Travel, Uncategorized, Working Life

What has happened to Pluto? And I don’t mean the lovable dog belonging to Mickey Mouse. How many people does it take to demolish a planet? Only 424. Turned to a dwarf Pluto has been downgraded to the status of a dwarf planet and no longer counts as our ninth planet of the solar system. [...]

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5

Nov

Bury the Bad News

Posted by AngryOldWoman  Published in Celebrities, News, People, Working Life

Saturday’s Daily Telegraph (UK) buried a piece of news down page on page 9 (Saturday 3 November 2007) which is really worth a shout of Victor Meldrewness. Hidden beside the advertisements was this: ‘A Government minister who once called dangerous drivers “serial potential killers” was fined yesterday for using a mobile phone while driving. ‘Liam [...]

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16

Oct

Why doesn’t that surprise me?

Posted by AngryOldWoman  Published in Business, Celebrities, News, Normal Life, People, Rip-Offs, Uncategorized, Working Life

In this day and age of transparency, when even the smallest parish councillor must declare an interest if an agenda item is in any way connected to him; and when professionals such as lawyers, accountants and the like must at all times be aware of any potential conflict of interest, why does this care-fulness not [...]

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20

Sep

The Not O’Clock News

Posted by AngryOldWoman  Published in Celebrities, Culture, News, Normal Life, People, Rip-Offs, TV

After my complaints of yesterday (see Telly Vision), this morning’s offerings from the great and mighty BBC Breakfast, a “news” programme were the following: 1. Picture of “reporter” still living it up in Playa de Luz, Portugal, outside police station yet again telling us there was nothing to tell us. 2. Interview with McCanns’ new [...]

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19

Sep

Telly Visions

Posted by AngryOldWoman  Published in Business, Culture, Normal Life, TV

Why on earth does every news broadcast use meaningless outside broadcast shots to fill up space? For example, any crime story on the BBC has to have a reporter – or better call them commentator, for they don’t report – outside Scotland Yard (New Scotland Yard for overseas readers). There, the triangular metal signpost turns [...]

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