Tom Cruise has truly gone nuts. I’m not one to believe everything I read at the hairdresser’s, but South Park must have hit the nail on the head. I didn’t know how warped his mind was until I saw this performance on Oprah.
Because even the best things in life can be shit
21
Feb
Tom Cruise has truly gone nuts. I’m not one to believe everything I read at the hairdresser’s, but South Park must have hit the nail on the head. I didn’t know how warped his mind was until I saw this performance on Oprah.
4
Feb
Surely the most annoying character that the BBC has ever come up with. Not cute. Not funny. Just really, really annoying.
8
Nov
Owing to a number of comments and posts on the subject, the time has come for poor grammar to be given a special mention here on The Shitopedia. I do not pretend to be a literary giant or a guardian of my mother tongue. I, too, make mistakes and typos. However, poor grammar in its […]
1
Nov
A hideous phrase used by sancitmonious little brats all over the English speaking world.
The reason for my distaste is exemplified in the film, “Cruel Intentions”, in which the unsuspecting Cecile is groomed to sexual awareness by the svelte and savvy Sebastian, only to bid him farewell with a two-finger peace-sign and the words “peace out”.
Keep […]
30
Oct
The other day we received a booklet through the post from John Howard. It provided guidance and advice on how to protect your children from the internet.
I was pleased that Mr Howard had taken the time to explain the dangers of the internet to me because:
(a) I don’t have any children, and;
(b) the booklet was […]
28
Oct
The artistry and pure ingenuity of these animations is admirable -but why are they so strange?
Nothing has ever quite disturbed me as watching these cartoons. Maybe it was just poor translation or maybe they really were as bizarre as the script suggested.
Since Pokemon became so popular, people started to watch other Japanese manga and anime […]
11
Oct
Never has there been a more infuriating little frog. On the scale of wierdness, the Toad out of The Wind and the Willows was pretty strange -but he was a gentleman of sorts and certainly didn’t have his male genitalia hanging out.
The incomprehensible “Daa Daa Di Daa Daa” etc also adds to the perverse character […]
19
Sep
Last night on the news, I saw John Howard power walking around in what must surely rival Jimmy Saville’s best wardrobe manouvres for being the most hideous tracksuit ever. A classic shellsuit number adorned Australia’s Prime Minister in grotesque lumninescent shades. Despite the news reports, I have been unable to track down an image of […]
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