Never has there been a more infuriating little frog. On the scale of wierdness, the Toad out of The Wind and the Willows was pretty strange -but he was a gentleman of sorts and certainly didn’t have his male genitalia hanging out. The incomprehensible “Daa Daa Di Daa Daa” etc also adds to the perverse [...]

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Last night on the news, I saw John Howard power walking around in what must surely rival Jimmy Saville’s best wardrobe manouvres for being the most hideous tracksuit ever. A classic shellsuit number adorned Australia’s Prime Minister in grotesque lumninescent shades. Despite the news reports, I have been unable to track down an image of [...]

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