Because even the best things in life can be shit
27
Oct
Does anyone actually like rats?
There’s little to be said for rats, in my opinion, and, without wasps, would be the worst animal of all.
As it is, they certainly claim the prize of worst mammal.
I once had the misfortune of discovering a rat which had got itself trapped in a dustbin and was trying to jump […]
16
Apr
I’m impressed that Kanye West wants us to think he drinks Ribena, and would have believed his non-written rouse, if it weren’t for one thing…
Please Kanye West, explain to me, how does one pronounce the word “rubbish”?
14
Apr
The evergreen pushy momma’s boy Usher is a perennial irritant: coming back year after year with his absurd lyrics and insanely catchy base-lines.
Usher’s music is generally above average; the guy can sing; and he also, in his mother, has a built in maternal publicity/management machine. And this is where my questions begin to appear.
Let’s take […]
2
Apr
Will & Grace has two qualities that none of us look for in a comedy: it’s turgid and unfunny.
For some reason, team written American comedy is still huge, whether the producers are still churning it out or television schedulers around the world are still showing endless repeats in back-to-back episodes, we simply cannot get away […]
1
Apr
How very seasonal! How very wonderful! The day when we all get to lie to each other and call it a joke.
April fools gags can be funny - wearing a sling to work, saying you won £5,000 on a scratchcard, or something equally harmless and witty, but when newspapers and tv stations feel the […]
14
Mar
Its time for a new Shitopedia feature. The first ever Shitopedia feature to be precise, after a raft of wholly unsatisfactory ‘news’ wends its way to us every day: on the television, in the newspapers and on the internet.
Each day, I hear at least one story where I think “Is that news? Is that the […]
21
Feb
I don’t mind the old ex-sassers little reads but why, for the sake of all that is holy, can’t the man invent a character who DOESN’T “throw food down his neck”…
At the very least, come up with another sentence to describe the act of eating.
17
Feb
Jeremy Kyle, and his TV show of the same name, have been out of these pages for far too long.
For years, the unemployed and unwashed of Great Britain had the dubious pleasure of witnessing every social ill that faced the UK played out in the glorious technicolour of the Trisha show. Occasionally, we would hear […]
15
Feb
An obvious entry, but really, nobody likes them, do they?
Traffic wardens per se are not a bad thing. The fundamental problem with a Traffic Warden is their inability to see anything other than black or white (or lines of yellow) - “I’m just stopping for three minutes to unload my car” - TICKET.
Couple that flaw […]
13
Feb
Having been resoundingly lambasted for several of my recent posts, I’d like to make it clear that I actually like Deal or No Deal. As the title of this website suggests, though, even the best things in life can be shit. Deal or No Deal certainly has some shitty aspects.
Infuriating, even.
I’m talking, here, about the […]
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