Because even the best things in life can be shit
1
Feb
Banana flavoured foods are horrible.
There are some flavours that simply cannot be replicated, and banana is one of them - think about it, banana milkshake, banana yoghurt, banana angel delight, and - my personal favourite - banana medicine.
Imagine the scene - I, a seven year old boy, with a mild illness am being treated by […]
4
Dec
Too expensive, I think so! Online gaming? Not easy. Sony’s PlayStation 3 has not been anywhere near as competitive as everyone would have hoped, and its release was put back time and again too.
The PS3 is a resounding failure by all accounts. Still not sure, watch this promotional video.
19
Nov
Every now and then, a fashion or style comes along that leaves sensible people the world over shaking their heads in disbelief. One of the worst, and most frustratingly here-to-stay, is the Metrosexual Male.
There are several examples of metrosexual styling, not least in the mish-mash world of sporting celebrity, just think of the following:
David Beckham […]
19
Nov
Sporks: those half spoon, half fork monstrosities.
No reasoned arguments for and against here, I just don’t like them.
13
Nov
Fuel boycotts are utterly useless.
Here’s the premise: fuel (petrol, gasoline) is too expensive, what can we do? Boycott fuel for a day (or a week, or, as the French enjoy so much, block all the fuel trucks in with tractors/wagons)! Then they’ll surely reduce the price. Cash back for all!
Except the issue just isn’t […]
28
Oct
I just finished watching the movie Marie Antoinette. There’s an hour and a half of my life I’ll never get back.
What a truly awful film.
Absolutely nothing happens.
Historically, it is shambolic.
The accents and language range from American, to Oxford English, with a dose of pseudo French accents in one or two actors, and a couple of […]
26
Oct
Every day, it seems, we are given the results of a completely useless ’study’ in news reports.
These usually share one or all of the following elements of uselessness:
Absolute mind-crushingly obviousness - e.g. “Scientists have discovered that people enjoy doing nice things…”
Completely pointless research - e.g. “Researchers at the New York University have this week announced […]
There are few musicians or musical acts around who annoy me more than Akon.
The man has one real problem, given his career choice of being a mediocre at best singer: he has the most irritating voice in the world. Listening to Akon’s whiny strains has been likened by some to the enjoyable experience of […]
4
Oct
I love football and I’m a keeper, so I generally stick up for the man between the posts. However, what Dida of AC Milan did in their UEFA Champions League match against Celtic yesterday places him firmly in the Shitopedia forever.
I’m not putting him in for the mistake that led to Celtic winning the game […]
1
Oct
My word, how this man still has a TV show is quite beyond me!
I watched the David Letterman show the other day when I couldn’t sleep. It scared me so much I was nearly up all night. The jokes he tells are bad enough, but what nearly made me lose a night’s sleep was one […]
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