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		<title>Moving House</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:20:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bindi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not actually putting house moves into the Shitopedia. In fact, seeing new places and having a change of scenery can be an inspiring thing to do and enrich the soul. What I do have a problem with, is the several months of being &#8220;on hold&#8221; that goes with it. A certain British telecommunications company [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Customers and Clients (&#8220;Stakeholders&#8221;)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:47:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bindi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The only way to truly ruin a day is to have to deal with an irate customer or hair-splitting client. In one weekend job I had an indignant customer who complained because the assistants didn&#8217;t know how to give a refund in pounds to a customer who bought an item in France &#8211; before the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Derren Brown and the Big Con &#8211; sorry System</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 13:01:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryOldWoman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night we watched Derren Brown, sois-disant Mentalist (mental might be the word) or illusionist, who had trailed his Channel 4 show, The System, as a foolproof way of beating the bookmakers. He purported to show a single mother, whom he had e-mailed anonymously with five horse racing winners in a row, then was to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pluto is Lost</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:48:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryOldWoman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What has happened to Pluto? And I don’t mean the lovable dog belonging to Mickey Mouse. How many people does it take to demolish a planet? Only 424. Turned to a dwarf Pluto has been downgraded to the status of a dwarf planet and no longer counts as our ninth planet of the solar system. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why doesn&#8217;t that surprise me?</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/why-doesnt-that-surprise-me-55/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 09:14:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryOldWoman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this day and age of transparency, when even the smallest parish councillor must declare an interest if an agenda item is in any way connected to him; and when professionals such as lawyers, accountants and the like must at all times be aware of any potential conflict of interest, why does this care-fulness not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Supermarkets</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/supermarkets-25/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:52:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jumbo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Supermarkets are crap. These huge aircraft carrier sized warehouses, with their &#8220;buy one get one free&#8221; and &#8220;rollback&#8221; offers, provide little to refute any claim that their only concern is the bottom line &#8211; above anything else &#8211; like customer satisfaction; paying fair prices; and avoiding monopolised markets. Loyalty Cards Just to make sure I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Busy People</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 23:22:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rudedog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is more annoying than people braying on about how busy they are? Not much. Living in a city can be a demanding experience. There is an underlying feeling of running out of time that&#8217;s driving everyone to scurry around cramming in as much &#8216;Warmest regards&#8217; crackberry sign-offs between crayfish and rocket sandwiches as is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Telly Visions</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/telly-visions-22/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:33:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryOldWoman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why on earth does every news broadcast use meaningless outside broadcast shots to fill up space? For example, any crime story on the BBC has to have a reporter &#8211; or better call them commentator, for they don&#8217;t report &#8211; outside Scotland Yard (New Scotland Yard for overseas readers). There, the triangular metal signpost turns [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Handing Out Business Cards (to Everyone)</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/handing-out-business-cards-to-everyone-14/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2007 06:23:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jumbo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At some point in most of our working and/or business lives, we have the joyless experience of attending a conference or other &#8220;networking&#8221; event. Networking, done properly, need not be a dirty word. The problem begins when people start firing business cards at you at the beginning of conversations which inevitably lead nowhere. Here&#8217;s an [...]]]></description>
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