Banana flavoured foods are horrible.
There are some flavours that simply cannot be replicated, and banana is one of them - think about it, banana milkshake, banana yoghurt, banana angel delight, and - my personal favourite - banana medicine.
Imagine the scene - I, a seven year old boy, with a mild illness am being treated by an elderly male doctor:
Doctor: We’re going to give you some medicine.
Child: OK.
Doctor: Obviously, you’ll want the banana flavour, what with being a young boy and all.
Child: Erm, no thanks Doc, I’d rather have plain old medicine or, if possible, tablets.
Doctor: But banana flavour medicine is just like banana milkeshake - its loverly!
Child: Doc, not to put too fine a point on it, banana milkshake is god-awful, and banana flavour medicine is medicine flavoured banana milkeshake - it’s Lucifer’s elixir.
Doctor: Okay, banana flavour medicine it is (writes out prescription)
Child: Thanks Doctor
The conversation may not actually have played out like that, but it proves my point: there is no banana flavoured product in the world that tastes at all nice.
The only banana flavoured thing that does taste good, is a banana.
