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	<title>The Shitopedia &#187; Normal Life</title>
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	<description>Because even the best things in life can be shit</description>
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		<title>Parenting</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:13:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vixthenomad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a phrase I even catch myself using, and I despise it. Whose idea was it to turn &#8216;parent&#8217; into a verb? It implies that it&#8217;s something you do to your kids, rather than something you are. And with this implication comes the inevitable pressure to do it right. &#8216;Parenting advice&#8217; is a huge market [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Christmas songs</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/christmas-songs-110/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:48:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wjms</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I was at home today I happened to speak with a relative in Australia. OK, it was early evening his time and early morning my time, but he happened to mention that &#8211; apart from having had a couple of G&#38;Ts &#8211; he was listening to some cheesy Christmas tracks. This, spookily, got me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Management Speak Invades Local Government</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 21:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bindi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Age has produced a fantastic report on the use of management speak in government. We&#8217;re quoting them here but click on this link to see the original report: British bureaucrats have been warned: no more synergies, stakeholders or sustainable communities. The body that represents the country&#8217;s local authorities has told its members to stop [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Faxing</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/faxing-95/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:52:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>VaudPod</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Er, could you fax those signed documents over to me by the close of business?&#8221; &#8220;FAX &#8211; HELL NO &#8211; ITS NOT 1985!&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Traffic Wardens</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/traffic-wardens-84/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/traffic-wardens-84/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:49:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jumbo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An obvious entry, but really, nobody likes them, do they? Traffic wardens per se are not a bad thing. The fundamental problem with a Traffic Warden is their inability to see anything other than black or white (or lines of yellow) &#8211; &#8220;I&#8217;m just stopping for three minutes to unload my car&#8221; &#8211; TICKET. Couple [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Deal or No Deal</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/deal-or-no-deal-83/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/deal-or-no-deal-83/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:37:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jumbo</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[TV]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having been resoundingly lambasted for several of my recent posts, I&#8217;d like to make it clear that I actually like Deal or No Deal. As the title of this website suggests, though, even the best things in life can be shit. Deal or No Deal certainly has some shitty aspects. Infuriating, even. I&#8217;m talking, here, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Banana Flavour</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/banana-flavour-80/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:30:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jumbo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Food & Drink]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Banana flavoured foods are horrible. There are some flavours that simply cannot be replicated, and banana is one of them &#8211; think about it, banana milkshake, banana yoghurt, banana angel delight, and &#8211; my personal favourite &#8211; banana medicine. Imagine the scene &#8211; I, a seven year old boy, with a mild illness am being [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Metrosexual Males</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/metrosexual-males-76/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/metrosexual-males-76/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 13:19:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jumbo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fashion]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every now and then, a fashion or style comes along that leaves sensible people the world over shaking their heads in disbelief. One of the worst, and most frustratingly here-to-stay, is the Metrosexual Male. There are several examples of metrosexual styling, not least in the mish-mash world of sporting celebrity, just think of the following: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sporks</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/sporks-75/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/sporks-75/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:02:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jumbo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sporks: those half spoon, half fork monstrosities. No reasoned arguments for and against here, I just don&#8217;t like them.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Fuel Boycotts</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/fuel-boycotts-68/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/fuel-boycotts-68/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 00:37:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jumbo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fuel boycotts are utterly useless. Here&#8217;s the premise: fuel (petrol, gasoline) is too expensive, what can we do? Boycott fuel for a day (or a week, or, as the French enjoy so much, block all the fuel trucks in with tractors/wagons)! Then they&#8217;ll surely reduce the price. Cash back for all! Except the issue just [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>22</slash:comments>
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		<title>Networking</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/networking-67/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/networking-67/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 23:07:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>don</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Networking&#8221; involves standing in a room with (ostensibly) like-minded individuals who share a common desire to shaft one another given the first opportunity but must first bandwaggon in order to get into the position of being a &#8220;shafter&#8221; as opposed to a &#8220;shaftee&#8221;. Networking is the activity through which this may be achieved. It normally [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Poor Grammar</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/poor-grammar-64/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/poor-grammar-64/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:19:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bindi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Owing to a number of comments and posts on the subject, the time has come for poor grammar to be given a special mention here on The Shitopedia. I do not pretend to be a literary giant or a guardian of my mother tongue. I, too, make mistakes and typos. However, poor grammar in its [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>&#8220;Peace out&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/peace-out-62/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/peace-out-62/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 03:38:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bindi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A hideous phrase used by sancitmonious little brats all over the English speaking world. The reason for my distaste is exemplified in the film, &#8220;Cruel Intentions&#8221;, in which the unsuspecting Cecile is groomed to sexual awareness by the svelte and savvy Sebastian, only to bid him farewell with a two-finger peace-sign and the words &#8220;peace [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Useless Studies</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/useless-studies-57/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/useless-studies-57/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 06:13:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jumbo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every day, it seems, we are given the results of a completely useless &#8216;study&#8217; in news reports. These usually share one or all of the following elements of uselessness: Absolute mind-crushingly obviousness &#8211; e.g. &#8220;Scientists have discovered that people enjoy doing nice things&#8230;&#8221; Completely pointless research &#8211; e.g. &#8220;Researchers at the New York University have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phones playing music</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/phones-playing-music-56/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/phones-playing-music-56/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:10:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Booshfan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the shittiest and annoying things one has to cope with in modern life is mobile phones that are also mp3 players. Now, I do agree that perhaps having a mobile phone that doubles as an mp3 player is a good idea, as it saves carrying both things around, but to listen to this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why doesn&#8217;t that surprise me?</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/why-doesnt-that-surprise-me-55/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/why-doesnt-that-surprise-me-55/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 09:14:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryOldWoman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this day and age of transparency, when even the smallest parish councillor must declare an interest if an agenda item is in any way connected to him; and when professionals such as lawyers, accountants and the like must at all times be aware of any potential conflict of interest, why does this care-fulness not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Harry Potter</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/harry-potter-46/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/harry-potter-46/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 21:38:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jumbo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Books]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Harry Potter gets right on my nerves. I have no problem with something which captures the imagination, and also feel that anything that gets children to read more books is almost always a Good Thing. However, when things become faddy, overmarketed, over-hyped and generally overdone, they become shit. Harry Potter is one of those things. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Shaving</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/shaving-45/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/shaving-45/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 02:11:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jumbo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember when you were just a boy, and shaving had mystique? You couldn&#8217;t wait until your first shave, which would mark your progression into adulthood. Wow. That feeling wore off fast. I hate shaving. One problem with shaving is that, if I forget to do it, it only gets worse. The next time it will [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ink Cartridges</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/ink-cartridges-44/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/ink-cartridges-44/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 02:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jumbo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Computers]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Buying a printer for your PC is usually fairly inexpensive, they are often packaged into the deal with the computer. However, when you go to buy ink for the things, that is when you realise why companies are practically giving printers away: ink cartridges are hideously expensive. For one printer I had, the colour cartridges [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pavement Crawlers</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/pavement-crawlers-42/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/pavement-crawlers-42/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2007 01:40:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jumbo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve all experienced them at one time or another, pavement crawlers are people who walk so slowly that we have to overtake them in the street, on foot. There are many problems associated with pavement crawlers, not least the problem of actually overtaking people. It is quite bad for me, being a man, if the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Unruly Children on Planes</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/unruly-children-on-planes-40/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/unruly-children-on-planes-40/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Sep 2007 08:14:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jumbo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s get things straight from the outset: I don&#8217;t mind children, and I quite like planes. Plane flights are a Good Thing, they allow us to travel great distances in a relatively short period of time. Children are also fine by me, as long as they are under control. I don&#8217;t even mind if you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Air travel safety talks &#8211; Crash landing at sea.</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/air-travel-safety-talks-crash-landing-at-sea-37/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:09:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The glamour and panache of working for an airline has slowly been eroded away over the years to become the stale smell of compressed air and lost dreams that the job now stands for today. Few people can reach the level of thinly masked contempt that the average face-painted, dead-eyed air hostess seems to convey [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bill squabbling</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 13:17:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rudedog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Picture the scene - 1. You&#8217;ve had a meal out in a restaurant with a large number of various groups of friends. 2. Everyone is slightly the worse for wear. 3. Someone asks for the bill. 4. The clucking and crowing begins followed by some rising screeching and ultimate claw scratching. After a brief round [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Not O&#8217;Clock News</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/the-not-oclock-news-34/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/the-not-oclock-news-34/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:37:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryOldWoman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After my complaints of yesterday (see Telly Vision), this morning&#8217;s offerings from the great and mighty BBC Breakfast, a &#8220;news&#8221; programme were the following: 1. Picture of &#8220;reporter&#8221; still living it up in Playa de Luz, Portugal, outside police station yet again telling us there was nothing to tell us. 2. Interview with McCanns&#8217; new [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mosquitos</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/mosquitos-27/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 07:14:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wjms</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[These little pests are the bane of my life. Here in Germany they are an annoyance, but where the situations are right they are the carrier of disease, or rather the female anopheles mosquito is (always the ladies) in the case of malaria&#8230; Most creatures have some purpose, albeit a little hard to figure out. [...]]]></description>
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