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	<title>The Shitopedia &#187; People</title>
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	<description>Because even the best things in life can be shit</description>
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		<title>Moving House</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/moving-house-115/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:20:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bindi</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[On hold]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not actually putting house moves into the Shitopedia. In fact, seeing new places and having a change of scenery can be an inspiring thing to do and enrich the soul. What I do have a problem with, is the several months of being &#8220;on hold&#8221; that goes with it. A certain British telecommunications company [...]]]></description>
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		<title>People who are anti-swearing</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/people-who-are-anti-swearing-111/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 23:18:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jumbo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Swearing is a legitimate form of communication, and one of my favourites, alongside talking, arguing and shouting. People who are against swearing are therefore royally dumped into the Shit category by me. I read an interesting quote one day which said: If you don&#8217;t like obscenity, you don&#8217;t like the truth. If you don&#8217;t like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Christmas songs</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/christmas-songs-110/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:48:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wjms</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I was at home today I happened to speak with a relative in Australia. OK, it was early evening his time and early morning my time, but he happened to mention that &#8211; apart from having had a couple of G&#38;Ts &#8211; he was listening to some cheesy Christmas tracks. This, spookily, got me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Customers and Clients (&#8220;Stakeholders&#8221;)</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/customers-and-clients-stakeholders-101/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/customers-and-clients-stakeholders-101/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:47:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bindi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The only way to truly ruin a day is to have to deal with an irate customer or hair-splitting client. In one weekend job I had an indignant customer who complained because the assistants didn&#8217;t know how to give a refund in pounds to a customer who bought an item in France &#8211; before the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Usher</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/usher-98/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:28:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jumbo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The evergreen pushy momma&#8217;s boy Usher is a perennial irritant: coming back year after year with his absurd lyrics and insanely catchy base-lines. Usher&#8217;s music is generally above average; the guy can sing; and he also, in his mother, has a built in maternal publicity/management machine. And this is where my questions begin to appear. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Andy McNabb</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/andy-mcnabb-86/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/andy-mcnabb-86/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:56:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jumbo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t mind the old ex-sassers little reads but why, for the sake of all that is holy, can&#8217;t the man invent a character who DOESN&#8217;T &#8220;throw food down his neck&#8221;&#8230; At the very least, come up with another sentence to describe the act of eating.]]></description>
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		<title>Jeremy Kyle</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/jeremy-kyle-85/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/jeremy-kyle-85/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2008 18:10:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jumbo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jeremy Kyle, and his TV show of the same name, have been out of these pages for far too long. For years, the unemployed and unwashed of Great Britain had the dubious pleasure of witnessing every social ill that faced the UK played out in the glorious technicolour of the Trisha show. Occasionally, we would [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Traffic Wardens</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/traffic-wardens-84/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/traffic-wardens-84/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:49:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jumbo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An obvious entry, but really, nobody likes them, do they? Traffic wardens per se are not a bad thing. The fundamental problem with a Traffic Warden is their inability to see anything other than black or white (or lines of yellow) &#8211; &#8220;I&#8217;m just stopping for three minutes to unload my car&#8221; &#8211; TICKET. Couple [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Derren Brown and the Big Con &#8211; sorry System</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/derren-brown-and-the-big-con-sorry-system-81/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/derren-brown-and-the-big-con-sorry-system-81/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 13:01:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryOldWoman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night we watched Derren Brown, sois-disant Mentalist (mental might be the word) or illusionist, who had trailed his Channel 4 show, The System, as a foolproof way of beating the bookmakers. He purported to show a single mother, whom he had e-mailed anonymously with five horse racing winners in a row, then was to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Metrosexual Males</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/metrosexual-males-76/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/metrosexual-males-76/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 13:19:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jumbo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every now and then, a fashion or style comes along that leaves sensible people the world over shaking their heads in disbelief. One of the worst, and most frustratingly here-to-stay, is the Metrosexual Male. There are several examples of metrosexual styling, not least in the mish-mash world of sporting celebrity, just think of the following: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reality TV &#8211; &#8220;I&#8217;m a Celebrity, get me out of here&#8221; in particular.</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/reality-tv-im-a-celebrity-get-me-out-of-here-in-particular-72/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/reality-tv-im-a-celebrity-get-me-out-of-here-in-particular-72/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:44:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wjms</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think the trade descriptions department needs to be activated for this piece of televisual garbage. The latest UK installment has just started, and even without having watched any of it, it has already earned a mention on this erudite website. I have certain problems with Reality TV shows, but using viewer discretion, I am [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Shallow People</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/shallow-people-70/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/shallow-people-70/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:43:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>luciana</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By shallow people I mean those who criticize you because you&#8217;re not like them or you just aren&#8217;t good enough to be their friend. Unfortunately here- at least in my country- are many people who act like that. You might be walking along the street when some stupid looks at you making grimaces and laughing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fuel Boycotts</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/fuel-boycotts-68/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/fuel-boycotts-68/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 00:37:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jumbo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fuel boycotts are utterly useless. Here&#8217;s the premise: fuel (petrol, gasoline) is too expensive, what can we do? Boycott fuel for a day (or a week, or, as the French enjoy so much, block all the fuel trucks in with tractors/wagons)! Then they&#8217;ll surely reduce the price. Cash back for all! Except the issue just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Networking</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/networking-67/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/networking-67/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 23:07:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>don</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Networking&#8221; involves standing in a room with (ostensibly) like-minded individuals who share a common desire to shaft one another given the first opportunity but must first bandwaggon in order to get into the position of being a &#8220;shafter&#8221; as opposed to a &#8220;shaftee&#8221;. Networking is the activity through which this may be achieved. It normally [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pluto is Lost</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/pluto-is-lost-66/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/pluto-is-lost-66/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:48:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryOldWoman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What has happened to Pluto? And I don’t mean the lovable dog belonging to Mickey Mouse. How many people does it take to demolish a planet? Only 424. Turned to a dwarf Pluto has been downgraded to the status of a dwarf planet and no longer counts as our ninth planet of the solar system. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poor Grammar</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/poor-grammar-64/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/poor-grammar-64/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:19:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bindi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Owing to a number of comments and posts on the subject, the time has come for poor grammar to be given a special mention here on The Shitopedia. I do not pretend to be a literary giant or a guardian of my mother tongue. I, too, make mistakes and typos. However, poor grammar in its [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bury the Bad News</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/bury-the-bad-news-63/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/bury-the-bad-news-63/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2007 11:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryOldWoman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Saturday&#8217;s Daily Telegraph (UK) buried a piece of news down page on page 9 (Saturday 3 November 2007) which is really worth a shout of Victor Meldrewness. Hidden beside the advertisements was this: &#8216;A Government minister who once called dangerous drivers &#8220;serial potential killers&#8221; was fined yesterday for using a mobile phone while driving. &#8216;Liam [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Peace out&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/peace-out-62/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/peace-out-62/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 03:38:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bindi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A hideous phrase used by sancitmonious little brats all over the English speaking world. The reason for my distaste is exemplified in the film, &#8220;Cruel Intentions&#8221;, in which the unsuspecting Cecile is groomed to sexual awareness by the svelte and savvy Sebastian, only to bid him farewell with a two-finger peace-sign and the words &#8220;peace [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phones playing music</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/phones-playing-music-56/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/phones-playing-music-56/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:10:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Booshfan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the shittiest and annoying things one has to cope with in modern life is mobile phones that are also mp3 players. Now, I do agree that perhaps having a mobile phone that doubles as an mp3 player is a good idea, as it saves carrying both things around, but to listen to this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why doesn&#8217;t that surprise me?</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/why-doesnt-that-surprise-me-55/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/why-doesnt-that-surprise-me-55/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 09:14:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AngryOldWoman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this day and age of transparency, when even the smallest parish councillor must declare an interest if an agenda item is in any way connected to him; and when professionals such as lawyers, accountants and the like must at all times be aware of any potential conflict of interest, why does this care-fulness not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Akon</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/akon-54/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 03:33:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jumbo</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Radio]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There are few musicians or musical acts around who annoy me more than Akon. The man has one real problem, given his career choice of being a mediocre at best singer: he has the most irritating voice in the world. Listening to Akon&#8217;s whiny strains has been likened by some to the enjoyable experience of [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>21</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dida of AC Milan</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/dida-of-ac-milan-48/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/dida-of-ac-milan-48/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:06:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jumbo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sport]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TV]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I love football and I&#8217;m a keeper, so I generally stick up for the man between the posts. However, what Dida of AC Milan did in their UEFA Champions League match against Celtic yesterday places him firmly in the Shitopedia forever. I&#8217;m not putting him in for the mistake that led to Celtic winning the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>David Letterman</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/david-letterman-47/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/david-letterman-47/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 06:07:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jumbo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrities]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TV]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My word, how this man still has a TV show is quite beyond me! I watched the David Letterman show the other day when I couldn&#8217;t sleep. It scared me so much I was nearly up all night. The jokes he tells are bad enough, but what nearly made me lose a night&#8217;s sleep was [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Pavement Crawlers</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/pavement-crawlers-42/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/pavement-crawlers-42/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2007 01:40:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jumbo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Normal Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Street Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Travel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve all experienced them at one time or another, pavement crawlers are people who walk so slowly that we have to overtake them in the street, on foot. There are many problems associated with pavement crawlers, not least the problem of actually overtaking people. It is quite bad for me, being a man, if the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Unruly Children on Planes</title>
		<link>http://www.shitopedia.org/unruly-children-on-planes-40/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitopedia.org/unruly-children-on-planes-40/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Sep 2007 08:14:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jumbo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Normal Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Travel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s get things straight from the outset: I don&#8217;t mind children, and I quite like planes. Plane flights are a Good Thing, they allow us to travel great distances in a relatively short period of time. Children are also fine by me, as long as they are under control. I don&#8217;t even mind if you [...]]]></description>
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