Tom Cruise has truly gone nuts. I’m not one to believe everything I read at the hairdresser’s, but South Park must have hit the nail on the head. I didn’t know how warped his mind was until I saw this performance on Oprah.
Because even the best things in life can be shit
21
Feb
Tom Cruise has truly gone nuts. I’m not one to believe everything I read at the hairdresser’s, but South Park must have hit the nail on the head. I didn’t know how warped his mind was until I saw this performance on Oprah.
21
Feb
I don’t mind the old ex-sassers little reads but why, for the sake of all that is holy, can’t the man invent a character who DOESN’T “throw food down his neck”… At the very least, come up with another sentence to describe the act of eating.
17
Feb
Jeremy Kyle, and his TV show of the same name, have been out of these pages for far too long. For years, the unemployed and unwashed of Great Britain had the dubious pleasure of witnessing every social ill that faced the UK played out in the glorious technicolour of the Trisha show. Occasionally, we would [...]
15
Feb
An obvious entry, but really, nobody likes them, do they? Traffic wardens per se are not a bad thing. The fundamental problem with a Traffic Warden is their inability to see anything other than black or white (or lines of yellow) – “I’m just stopping for three minutes to unload my car” – TICKET. Couple [...]
13
Feb
Having been resoundingly lambasted for several of my recent posts, I’d like to make it clear that I actually like Deal or No Deal. As the title of this website suggests, though, even the best things in life can be shit. Deal or No Deal certainly has some shitty aspects. Infuriating, even. I’m talking, here, [...]
4
Feb
Surely the most annoying character that the BBC has ever come up with. Not cute. Not funny. Just really, really annoying.
You’d have thought that the licence fee would at least cover some decent script writers.2
Feb
Last night we watched Derren Brown, sois-disant Mentalist (mental might be the word) or illusionist, who had trailed his Channel 4 show, The System, as a foolproof way of beating the bookmakers. He purported to show a single mother, whom he had e-mailed anonymously with five horse racing winners in a row, then was to [...]
1
Feb
Banana flavoured foods are horrible. There are some flavours that simply cannot be replicated, and banana is one of them – think about it, banana milkshake, banana yoghurt, banana angel delight, and – my personal favourite – banana medicine. Imagine the scene – I, a seven year old boy, with a mild illness am being [...]