Comments on: Networking http://www.shitopedia.org/networking-67/ Because even the best things in life can be shit Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:31:03 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: AngryOldWoman http://www.shitopedia.org/networking-67/#comment-587 AngryOldWoman Tue, 13 Nov 2007 10:07:21 +0000 http://www.shitopedia.org/networking-67/#comment-587 Try also Press Conferences (crappy food, bad wine, and having to hold them all in your left hand with your notebook while taking down the pearls of wisdom with your right hand); First Nights at Gallerys (again the same diet, this time with everyone braying at each other, standing in front of the pictures/sculptures, ignoring the artist - unless it is a She Artist with Long Blonde Hair); and Ongoing Personal Training Courses (ditto food, no drink, having to listen after the networking to a boring lecturer)... There must be a special vineyard/distillery/factory where they make/brew/concoct the special wine for all those events? Thank you, Don: enjoyed your piece. Try also Press Conferences (crappy food, bad wine, and having to hold them all in your left hand with your notebook while taking down the pearls of wisdom with your right hand); First Nights at Gallerys (again the same diet, this time with everyone braying at each other, standing in front of the pictures/sculptures, ignoring the artist - unless it is a She Artist with Long Blonde Hair); and Ongoing Personal Training Courses (ditto food, no drink, having to listen after the networking to a boring lecturer)…

There must be a special vineyard/distillery/factory where they make/brew/concoct the special wine for all those events?

Thank you, Don: enjoyed your piece.

]]> By: Bindi http://www.shitopedia.org/networking-67/#comment-576 Bindi Tue, 13 Nov 2007 06:58:27 +0000 http://www.shitopedia.org/networking-67/#comment-576 Should be put in the same rubbish bin as "stakeholder relationships" and "change management". Should be put in the same rubbish bin as “stakeholder relationships” and “change management”.

]]> By: Jumbo http://www.shitopedia.org/networking-67/#comment-564 Jumbo Tue, 13 Nov 2007 00:18:56 +0000 http://www.shitopedia.org/networking-67/#comment-564 Oh, and never forget the pastries with coffee at half past ten. Got to love those pastries. Oh, and never forget the pastries with coffee at half past ten. Got to love those pastries.

]]> By: Jumbo http://www.shitopedia.org/networking-67/#comment-560 Jumbo Mon, 12 Nov 2007 23:12:40 +0000 http://www.shitopedia.org/networking-67/#comment-560 Good work Don, a great first post. I went to see if there were any good networking pictures on Google and guess what I discovered - "Speed Networking" - hahahaha. That is the most depressing thing I have ever thought about. If I ever attend a 'Speed Networking' event, please kill me. Slowly, and painfully. Good work Don, a great first post.

I went to see if there were any good networking pictures on Google and guess what I discovered - “Speed Networking” - hahahaha.

That is the most depressing thing I have ever thought about.

If I ever attend a ‘Speed Networking’ event, please kill me. Slowly, and painfully.

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