Writing for Shitopedia is the best way to get your grievances aired to the world at large, and truly guage how many people share your opinion - through using both the Shitometer and the comments people leave.
At last - an update!
Its now even easier to write for The Shitopedia, just follow this simple 4 step process to get your first Shitopedia post published on the world wide interweb of thought and knowledge:
- Register with Shitopedia (you do have to use a proper email address, though, as that’s where your password will be sent! If you ever forget it, you’ll realise why - we don’t send anything else to it unless someone makes a comment on your post, but most people like that, and you can turn it off);
- Login to your new account;
- Click the “Write” button and start writing (remember to give your post a good title, and feel free to include an image (must be from another online location at first));
- Press the “Submit for Review” or “publish” button - once an editor has had a look at your post to make sure you aren’t some spamming lunatic, and that you haven’t said something entirely silly, your post will be sent live.
After a few good posts, we’ll upgrade you to full author permissions - then you’ll be ready to really cook on gas, will be able to add more pictures and even videos of your own. We have to make sure you are not a spamming spammer first though, as there’s a lot of them on t’internet it appears, which is undoubtedly shit.
If you show real expertise, wit, style and verve, we will upgrade you to an editor, and you’ll be able to correct and approve other’s posts too. This is the very height of success in the Shitopedia. We may even enter into correspondence with you at this stage, and treat you as a close personal friend. We don’t have many, you see, largely due to our heavy cynicism.